A Merry MAGA Cook Book: 24 America First Recipes Found Under the East Wing Destruction

It’s time to Make America’s Gravy Again…If you are one of the many patriotic Americans who think a Christmas tree looks better with mini MAGA hat ornaments, this cookbook is for you! So long as you aren’t gay, aren’t on food assistance, aren’t losing your health insurance, aren’t flying, aren’t a soybean farmer, aren’t a woman who doesn’t aspire to be a housewife, aren’t a Black man who isn’t already established, aren’t an atheist, Hindu, Jew or Muslim, aren’t a small business owner exporting to Canada or anywhere, aren’t a small business owner importing from anywhere, are not a federal worker, an air traffic controller, on SNAP, or aren’t someone who looks like you could be a detainee of masked agents in unmarked cars, you won’t want to miss all the great recipes in this book.Recipes like:JDs Loaded Couch PotatoMarjorie’s Buttery “Just like a Snowflake” BiscuitsUsha’s “Just a Little Spicy” Egg NogKristi’s “Nightie Night Fido” Dog TreatsTrump’s Tremendous "Grab ‘Em By theTurkey Neck" StuffingIvanka’s “I Think It’s Okay to Say This N Word” NegroniRFK’s Holiday Roadkill StewEric and Donnie’s Santa SnacksSpicer’s Spiciest Apple Cider, Ever!Lutnick’s Tariff Friendly Charcuterie BoardSo grab yourself by your Trump, Jesus and Guns apron and turn up Lara Trump’s latest Christian single. You’ve got {at least) some family coming over. It’s time to celebrate the only reason for the holiday season: Jesus. You know, the wealth eschewing, community feeding, sickly curing Jew.Praise for Merry MAGA:“This kind of thing isn’t helping anyone get elected. What we need are more strongly worded grievances.”Chuck Schumer, US Senator“I followed every recipe in the book with glee just like when I was at Trump’s inauguration. Now I have a second and third fridge full of leftovers for all my help on each of my yachts.” Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook CEO and Aspiring Martial Artist Read more